Sunday, April 29, 2012

Movie Review: Vampire Boys (F)

Movie Review:  Vampire Boys
Starring: Jason Lockhart, Christian Ferrer, Dylan Vox.

Story:  Jasin and his vampire brood's time is running out.  In order for them to survive, Jasin needs to find a mortal to turn into a vampire to spend eternity with.  Los Angeles provides plenty of young candidates.  The brood has their eyes set on Tara, a young generous blond college student.  Tara is open to the idea of becoming a vampire, but someone else enters the picture to disrupt the brood's plans.  Caleb, a fresh face college student new to Los Angeles, keeps dreaing of a mysterious stranger.  At school, Caleb meets the stranger, Jasin, and they have an instant connection.  The problem is that time is short, and Jasin needs to convince Caleb that eternity as a vampire can be a very sweet life.

Review: If you were to compare this to recent vampire shows like True Blood and Vampire Diaries, you would be mortified.  Even if you were to compare it to the teen romance / drama Twilight, you would be mortified.  It is that bad.  The story is too simple and just ridiculous.  The plot never takes off and it ends, horribly.  The acting is atrocious.  I'm not sure what else can be said about it.  It does have some man candy for view, but it is definitely not worth it (and don't be fooled by the movie cover ... the guys aren't really that ripped).  P.S. It had unexpected nudity, although brief.

Grade: 0 of 5 stars / F

To the person who recommended this to me:  You owe me a couple of hours of my life back and will be punished for such a recommendation.

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